Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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