Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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