In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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