It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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