hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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