strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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