Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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