It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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