I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Randomize
