i don't like sucking hair
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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