I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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