Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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