Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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