She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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