how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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