he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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