Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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