i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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