Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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