you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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