She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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