white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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