i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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