pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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