i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
