I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
