i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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