I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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