Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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