Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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