Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
