Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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