hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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