Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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