Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
a search helicopter?!
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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