Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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