it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
