It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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