god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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