On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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