i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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