Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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