guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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