dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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