Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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