I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Houston, we have a squirter
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
