on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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