Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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