Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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