Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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