I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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