im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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