It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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