well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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